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When is the last time i say 'meet up soon' to people?
When will be the next time i say 'meet up soon, i'll sure be there'.

Je suis désolé, je vous aime mes amis.

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3:38 PM

Today, a tragedy that hasn't happen since 10yrs ago happened.

A girl, sweet and cute, was walking happily and confidently with her new hair cut thinking she was the prettiest girl at tt moment at tt place. She thought that all the attention were on her.

She was so proud that some were lookin at her, she did something to surprise the crowd. She took a step on the stairs of yishun mrt station and tripped onto the steps and fell in a position as though a dog/b!tch is pee-ing.

She was embarrassed, but the worst thing was, she couldn't get up, her legs were weak from the fall and she fell again upon standing up! What a disgrace.

I don't blame those who burst into laughter as i admit that i wont be able to control my laughter if anyone were to fall in the middle of pavement.
The last tym i fell was when i was 8.

Who wil choose to hurt someone if they have a choice?
I don't.
To choose amongst, I have to be cruel.
S.o.r.r.y is the only word i can say i can give. At.least.at.this.very.moment.

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10:05 PM

OMG, i dou wna cry le (quote from jo.)

I need Alot of courage to get my hair done!

No more staircase, no more kim-mor, no more HELM**.

Wonder what will people call me this time?

=)

HANIE
CHEONG, JENG
BAYleaf
BO GEI
Jia SIPHINE
ruru~

For every decision tt we made, we incurred an opportunity cost,
Some are able to bear the costs, some are not, i'm not.

Time heals? I say time heals by worsening things to an extent where people simply get use to it .
The process of getting use to it, is what we call PAIN. Agree?

Baos, i'm terribly sorry.

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12:03 PM

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1:05 PM

Things start to change,
but i was tooo young to realise.
Things has now come to an extent,
that it was tooo late to amend.

If only i could freeze the time,
i would make everything ok.
if only i could rewrite the storyline,
i wouldnt make such a grave mistakes.

I forgot when was the last time we went out tgt,
i forgot when was the last time u tease me.

i searched thru my memories,
i couldnt rmb when was the last time we had a meal tgt.
i searched thru my memories,
i couldnt rmb when was the last time we had a laugh tgt.

i tried to act as if i am strong,
i tried to act as if i dont need u.

but i failed again and again
and i try again and again.

i wan to know why god play tis trick on me,
i really do miss those days.

The only thing i rmb,
was i used to have a ..... .....

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1:24 AM

Just when i thot everything was ok,
they are not.

and i sucks to the max.

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12:57 AM

The glory i once had...

Goodbye.

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6:46 PM

Let me Share with all of you my dream~

I dont know what happened earlier on and we ended up eating steamboat. The 'we' consists of Baos, one of my fren, ZhanQi, Irish & Christopher Lee ( Lee ming S*** ) - I dont know how come will have lee M*** shun. I was sitting with Ziyun on my right and 2 seats on my left was empty, followed by Christopher. Then my friend and cally came to me not knowing who should sit bside me and who should sit beside Christopher. Then Cally suddenly shouted, " 我要跟燕坐，我不要跟杨过坐，我不想变成小龙女!” - juz imagine cally become xiao long nv! hahahaha

What a weird dream i had, but i cnnt stop laughin when i imagine the situation!

I had been mapling these few days so i don really have things to post~ LALALA.

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10:50 AM

okkk, wanted to blog abt my bday.. but... forget it. really not in the mood.

but wan to say. SPECIAL THANKS TO...

IRISH, CALLY, JASON, SHIRLYN, GUOHAN, ZIYUN, SAMUEL, QINGLING, JOSEPHINE, YINKAY and...... (prefer not to disclose.)

for making my 18th a unforgettable ones. There nothing i could say to thank you people except, I LOVE ALL OF YOU!

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1:53 AM

Seeing each and every one of us grew up, it's kind of a blessing.

Actually there's nothing more i could wish for, i could hope for, i could ask for, for i had the best. i had things which some people might never get in their lifetime. I had friends, close friends, in every stage of my life, from primary school to secondary school to working in hsbc and now poly.

I always think that the people around me had changed, people around me are hard to understand and used the same old excuse like; i cannot live with people. but in fact, the problem lies with me, i want everyone around me to be perfect, i expect them to be whom i expected.

i sat at my v own corner and think, mayb i am the one who is hard to understand maybe i'm the one who is hard to adapt. Maybe maybe..

We shared happy times tgt, we shared sad times tgt, we shared what other people dont share. most imptly, we shared what we call FRIENDS ARE FOREVER.

ZhangYan. Stop all the nonsense.

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1:20 AM

First day of sch after my new haircut, it seems no one appreciate my fashion sense (big jk yeah?) , sometimes i wonder, am i really in the same century as my friends, i dont seems to be able to catch up with them..

well, well, well, i thot i had an avant-garde hairstyle, but the moment i stepped into class today. a classmate of mine said, : ' woah, look lik china aunty/doll (no offend to china people), then he continues : ' u look lik those old aunty principal whose hair wil curl up at the bottom and blablabla. okay, this piss me off.

but i really dont understand why, we are alll humans, but why is it that my bloody hair wil tend to curl more than the others, and even my friend by the name guohan can call me pubic hair yanyan.. omg. this is hurtful! hahahah, but nvm, i had worse haircut than this b4, that is why i need to spend a few hrs praying, but i guess, i am not sincere enough this time. which explains why my hair turns out this way.

'Fighting hair(crime), trying to save my hair (the world), zhangyan de currypuff girl' is going to save herself from all the criticism and hope this works out fine. Omg, wish me luck. >.<

Reply to tags

Samuel : hahah, its a good start mah.. i nth to post de, can only crap. @.@

Florence : hahaha, my hair changed alot lor, see the color, =x little better than dint post right! hahah. thanks ^^

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3:04 PM

2009!

( Thanks to all my readers and i apologise for the delay..... was kinda busy =xx )

What is wished for the year, simple...

- A New HENGHENG hairstyle,

u all may ask, what's with the hengheng? but i tel u, whenever i plan to have a haircut, i wil have to sit in my very own corner and pray for a few hours before i really go to the barber, what to do, i dont want the history to repeat itself, like havin a failed (staircase hairstyle few yrs back) or whatsoever haircut, for those who know my pathetic story in sec 4, u all shuld pray for me too!

Okay, and i am finally brave enough to cut my hair, this will be my hairstyle for the year! >.< (it has come to an extend that even i cant recognise myself in front of the mirror!)

(Ps, i dont know how to rotate the pic!)

And dear readers, sorry, but i dont know how to reply the tags in my tagboard, juz sorry everyone for not updating my blog and thanks for visiting! i wil try to update it and keep my yan-weekly de promise!

hahah!

-KIM MOR zhang yan

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7:01 PM

ARGH, the publisher is so angry! She rmbed her training time wrongly and rush happily to yishun mrt station at 2.30pm and came to realise that her training starts at 6pm!!

The publisher is quite pathetic today. Ytd night, she was disturbed by some smses.

she slpt at 3.30am, and the below is what happened.

- at about 4.37am, one of her friends smsed : 'Good night.' (something must be v wrong, 4.37am leh!! goodnight ur head!! =x)

- at 5.47am, one of her friends by the name GuoHan smsed : 'Hello, this is a free sex msg, pls send this to 5 person u wanna sex with. if not, u wil not have sex in ur whole life. if send back, means u agree to sex with me. so dear fren, dun send back.' (can someone save him? his ankle recovered but not his brain! Smsed us in the middle of the night and ask for sex -.-) = horny han.

- at 6.23am, another friend of hers, smsed : 'poke poke' ( i tel u, i feel like slapping him, poke what poke in the middle of the night?!?!?!?!?!?! i wan to slp~~~ p..o..k...e p...o...k...e... someone save me pls!!)

- lastly at 10am, someone smsed her : ' good morning' ( ARGHHH.)

the ones that i dont understand is the free sex and poke..................

Life's quite boring for the publisher.

To summarise : tue, thur and sat, she wil be havin badminton training. which makes her totally mood-less in goin out. And she gained nothing except muscles pain.

*The life for the publisher these few days are quite boring. so there's nothing much to entertain u readers*

-apologise.

Replies to tags:

Josephine : Is it a compliment? like my smell then stand so close to me. -.- Its molest hor.

Jason : Yea, i think i can be a script writer =x The stupid uncle. So angry!

Cally : Stop the faint thingy! hahaha. hao la, dont have to entertain me lah. ):

Guohan : Thats a nice one. hahahaha. but unfortunately i didnt fart tat day! =x

Evelyn : ehh ehh ehh, urs also didnt update lor! hahahaha.

QingLing : u do have de motherly look in that pic. hahaha. carry de baby dao so motherly lor.

Florence : Stop scolding me pig. ): hahaha. holiday ending ah florence. quick quick~~

Shirlyn : Wei, Elmo jiu elmo lah, disgusting red thing. hahahaha. and pls. why compare urself with a monkey and insist that u are cuter? =x

Samuel : updated, unlike urs! wahahaha.

Maureen : Thanks. =)

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3:04 PM

Sorry people, due to some problem. the publisher is unable to publish her i-weekly. She apologise for wasting the reader's electricity. Now she is here to update u readers with some photos.

Finally an outing with qingling and shirlyn after 1 month. Needless to say, that day was extremely fun. Laughed non-stop, joke non-stop.

*Attention* - The publisher is being molested!

Went arcade and met a mad man. The first game i played was something that relates to music, then there's this old man, who stand v close to me. not noticing that he is near me, i turned and nearly bang into him, at first, i thot it was bcoz the arcade was v crowded.

So i din really cared and proceed to play the nxt game. The game is new, we uses those plastic balls to hit the screen. Then this man, stand v v v v close to me again, to the extend that i bent a little and my butt hit his BALLS, i was dumbfounded. Here i am using balls to hit the screen and there i am being hit by balls! wat nonsense!! i feel like slapping him. but at that moment, i am too shocked and not knowing what to do. if i were to meet him again, i wil smash him. IDIOT.

Then went to buy bubble tea, shirlyn ordered peach milktea. then qingling and myself was drinkin our bubbletea happily and shirlyn suddenly shouted : ' ehhh, the person give me peach leh' i dont know what is wrong with her, she ordered peach tea of coz the person gave her peach, then to realise that actually she is v happy cuz there's the peach fruit in her drinks. GOSH. A easily contented girl ya.

okay, enough of these. the below is the pictures we took. i think, after knowing them for like 5 months, sat was the first time i took so many pictures with them! hahaha.

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Toys 'R' us

The three of us was snatching to take picture with him! Qingling self-claim that he is her husband!

The both of us fighting to take pic with him.

We settled by agreeing to take pictures with him tgt.
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The three of us got ourselve a baby each.

Qingling's elmo baby, she really thinks its her baby, carry til so motherly. See, she is all ready to be a mother, she even prepare a orange basket to the market. (its her bag on that day)

Shirlyn's baby is quite scary huh.

And i got myself a barney.

Who says i am always the shortest?! hohoho. (quite a sad thing, i can only be taller than dolls.)
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And now, we start to imagine ourselves in zoo, this is the only way to satisfy our cravings to zoo!

Me, with monkey on my shoulder.

OMG, they looks alike?!

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Esplanade

We pose like models! Taking MTV. -.-

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Let's welcome the spider woman for the day.

Who looks more like a spider?

Not me infact, Shirlyn is the winner for the day.

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ZhangYan in the forgotten land.

I am definitely cuter than the girl. hohoho.

Finally, something that is taller than qingling! hahahaha.

I got potential in ballet ah. =x

Time for a swim?

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Singapore is really v rich, see, the toilet is even nicer than my room. hahaha.

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Artwork for the day.

Replies to tags

Florence : hahaha, holiday gonna end liao leh, we stil haven mit out! ): and how can u scold me pig! =x

Josephine : Since its funny, we shall go toys 'r' us tgt nxt time! i am finally back from my holiday. hahaha.

Samuel : hahaha, u all stop suan-ing me leh.

Guohan : hahaha, i wil kip findin better LV bags for u. yep, u are right, i am those v famous and da pai one.. so dont have to follow! lalalala.

Cally : hi? what's wrong with u? faint.

Jason : hahaha, not creative lah. is the photo juz nice can let me create a story.

Qingling : Finally we met out!

Stacie : thanks. noted.

Sexy : hahaha, thank you! (: nxt time we take seductive photos tgt okay?!

Shirlyn : hahaha, hiaobao u mean? and hor, really mah. u always forget one, but this time i am really surprised by ur punctuality and u actually rmbed. LOL

Yun : hahahahaha, sorry lah! the publisher too busy mah. lalala.

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5:14 PM

*The publisher*

Today, the publisher of blog-weekly ( i-weekly) somehow lost her lameness and can only post pics to entertain the readers. She apologises in advance for the lack of entertainment for this post.

Holiday is v v boring. All i could do is rot at home ): So i decided to follow samuel to find guohan at thomson plaza.. and we ask the others along..

Jo sam and myself sat on the merry-go-round which cost $1 and took video~ and i am so sexy in the video -.- infact, i look like a retard!

After that, went to find qingling at cityhall.. had a great laugh during dinner.. Sam and jason really brighten up my day!

Went to esplanade and toy's'rus, start to cam whore again~

We start to act like foreigner and took pics at the esplanade :

And then to toys 'r' us :

Firstly, wil begin with normal pics -

Normal

U all might think that how come i din take pics, actually it's not that i din take, its just that.. i dont have normal pics... i only have seductive pics.. and so... it falls under this category~

SEDUCTIVE

Who wil marry me?

Ella ella, under my umbrella~

Both jason and samuel fighting to marry me! wahahaha!

Using acting cute method to woo me~~

And now, the flowery man! Both of them goin to propose to me using the flower!

This is what happen when i rejected samuel, he uses hammer to force me to marry him!

Sorry jason, but i cant accept ur proposal! =x

Jason, forcing me to accept him too!! Help me~~

Depressed guys, cuz of my rejection! wahaha

And now, the celebrities shots!

Lets welcome, Rihanna! *clap*

And now, Lets put our hands tgt and welcome, Ruhua~

Don cha think they look alike?! =x

And now, Bob the builders!

The builders

Guohan, dont think we dint think of u, we found a new LV bag for u! =)

And lastly 2 short clips to end the post.

Replies to tags

Florence : HAHA, okay lah.. lets meet out soon.. i am serious =) lets go mndcafe since we failed to go that time ;)

Josephine : Dont like that say me leh, but dont u prefer the dead brain de me?! WAHAHA

Jason : luckily its over! so can rest well liao ^^

Kay : Updated =)

Shirlyn : hahaha~ wait long long =x

Samuel : oh hor, u die.. racist! lalala~ Thank you :D

Qingling : Thanks! i wil try to kip it as interesting as ever. i wont forget the date lor, wil forget de is shirlyn.. hohoho

Stacie : noted. =)

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11:57 PM

Had been working these few days, Food Fair at suntec~~
I'm once again being THREW to sell milk! the hardest of them all~~

I've been standing the whole day long, my legs hurts, my body hurts and my brain's dead.. Evidence to show that my brain is dead was :

Evidence #1
Samuel and co went to suntec and waited for us to go home tgt..

I geikiang AGAIN and tel him : Samuel, you should not gamble anymore, catholics dont gamble right?!

Samuel : Muslims also gamble what, why cant i?

Me asnwering confidently: I also dont gamble anymore what! Be like me, i quitted gambling long ago!

Samuel : Are you a muslim?

Okay, i dont know what happen to me, i just answer him w/o knowing what is his qn~~
Imagine i am a muslim~ i wil be fasting now!

I realise something, i am not the lameness among the singaporean.. An uncle, i met in the food fair is much much lame-r than i am, evidence was :

Evidence #2 ( it's in mandarin)

Me : hello, 要试试我们的鲜奶吗？

Uncle : 什么鲜奶？神仙下凡的牛奶吗？

I feel like slapping him~~ what is wrong with him!! come and ga jiao =xx

I think the people who went to the food fair have got something wrong in their mind! This time, its irish!

Evidence #3

Irish and kay waited for us and go home tgt.. i was so bored on the train and i took out josephine's slipper and started piak-ing irish and jason's legs as they sat beside me..

Jason took out his wallet and started piak-ing my legs too and as well as irish's
In order to defend herself, irish took her wallet and piak us too!
as the slipper is with guohan and i am left with no weapon, i told the both of them that i dont wan to play anymore, as i got no weapon..

*take note* : the shirt i am wearing has got 2 buttons on it.. it is located near my chest

Irish (pointing towards the buttons) : you got weapon what, your that 2 buttons lah!

Me ( using both hand to cover my chest IMMEDIATELY ) : which 2 button u referring?!

-.- These 3 evidences really.. somehow brighten my tiring days!
2 more days and i will be free! hohoho~ or should say, 2 more days and i wil start rotting! @.@
Alright, time for me to slp and be prepared for another long day tml ! =)

Replies to tags

Guohan : hahaha, thanks! ^^ kip praising! i very shuang =x

Josephine : u r not 1st, guohan is first! hahaha.. slow~~ glad that it entertained u :D

Samuel : hahaha, i know u saved it AGAIN.. goin to use it to threaten me again right! ):

Florence : aiya... u also can meet us out de mah =x u always so busy, how i know when can ask u out! hoho

Shirlyn : u wan a LV bag too? i can give u more than 100 when sch reopens! LOL

Evelyn : haha, cuz this few days got go out mah, then gt happenings! :)

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1:01 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSEPHINE!

Went to celebrate josephine's birthday today.

Incident 1

Yinkay, Guohan, Jason and Pretty Yan went to Yishun Mrt Station and we shouted air-con air-con!! pointing towards 7-eleven, and went in, at first, we wanted to cool ourselves down inside, but our save save save de spirit controlled us and we almost paste our face onto the fridge when we saw that the drinks cost 2 for $1.80 only! and we immediately took 4 packets w/o hesitating!

Incident 2

Guohan used a very ugly de plastic bag, those worst than market de and dumped all his stuff inside and requested jason to kip for him.

he said : ' Jason, help me kip my LV bag! '

He buay ba lor, shouted so loudly in the front of so many people!

Incident 3

Went to taka as yinkay grumbled that she is hungry AGAIN, well, she is forever hungry.. but looked at her figure! she looks as if she is malnutrition though she eats alot! then the gei kiang de ke ai xiao han han and pretty yan told our friends that we are not hungry CONFIDENTLY and said that we are going to walk around for a while and come back later..

We went back and guohan starts to camwhore AGAIN, well, he is forever camwhoring.. but unfortunately, i am dragged in too!! he instructed me on how should i pose,

first take : sexy~
second take : act cute~
third take : model~

He really thinks he is a professional photographer! ask me to pose this and that infront of so many people!!

Incident 4

We decided to walk to heeren while waitin for josephine (THOUGH SHE IS LATE, but since she is the birthday girl, we shall forgive her! hoho) .. Guohan and i cannot tahan anymore and it's time for us to grab some food..

Guohan (upon seeing a big M from afar ) : Lets buy macdonald !

cally : heeren got mac meh?

Guohan ( CONFIDENTLY answered, mind you, its really CONFIDENTLY ) : Cant you see the big M infront ( pointing towards the sign ), it's newly opened !

cally juz kept quiet, me this kpo answered : ya, there's mac infront!

We walked and walked, feeling excited personally as there's finally food for me! MAC somemore!

Then cally shouted : It's a bus stop lah guohan!! what Mac!!

And the real answer is, there's no mac in heeren, what we saw was only an advertisement on macdonald and they paste a BIG M on the busstop.. okay, embarrassed, i should have kept quiet!

Thats about all for today, i dont really have the photos we took with me.. but the above pics are substitution! =)

As i reply my tags, i saw many of them faint faint faint! WHAT'S WRONG! HAHA

Replies to tags

Samuel : yes, i am working (: i can listen but i cannot speak in cantonese, and i updated le lah! haha! u also muz continue to update lor, ur blog like rusting liao =x

Cally : Oei! stop that faint hor! weekly affair not bad mah, then people wil look forward to it's publication =x HAHA, dont use my 'made of gold' come and shoot me hor!

Josephine : as i mentioned in cally's reply, weekly = more worthy! u dont understand lah! =x

Kay : u dont come and faint in my blog!!

Shirlyn : great! means i haven lose my lameness de ability! wait til sch reopen, i wil entertain u more with that! lalala~

Qingling : haha~ if nth happens to my life, jiu nth to blog le leh...

Evelyn : hahaha~ u also pls dont come and faint hor!! of coz nice song la, my taste leh !

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1:42 AM

*EDITED*

due to numerous complaints received, i shall edit my post and make it a more interesting one!

It's finally holiday!

Nothing much happened this wk and so,
i can only update all of you with what i had been doing.

Busy training for the coming match,
Cally and i waited for 1year for this match.
Unfortunately, our opponent is 7th in position last year,
but this shall not be an excuse! :D

Next week wil be another busy week for me!
After that, i wil have to rot at home,
so people, ask me out!!
or be prepared that i might pester all of you
and ask you all to accompany me~ hohohoho!
(many said my laughter sound like a witch! piang.)

Imagine, me sitting on a broom!

*edited region*

Sometimes, i really wonder why, people wanna add something that is redundant in a conversation!

Example 1

We were happily chatting in a conversation via msn, then suddenly, this girl by the name M said brb she is going for supper.. few mins past, she came back, and the first sentence she wrote was:

'burp... i am back' - i am really wondering, why is 'burp' needed in the sentence? we know she went to had supper, but the burp is definitely redundant.

Example 2

There's this guy, by the name J, smsed me.. in almost every sms he sent, he NEVER fails to put the word 'faint' and his sms goes..

J : hey, what are u doing?

me : i am at beancurd city

(time 12.30am) J : so late? faint...

me : yes, it's friday, thats why..

J : faint... okay, try to go home earlier then.

(time 2am plus)

J : stil haven slp?

Me : yes, juz reached home and am waiting for my hair to dry

J : faint... so late..

[ the above is what happened, i dont understand, why in his sms, he needs to faint so many times. if so, i guess, by now, he should be in the hospital fainting and lying unconscious! ] - not tryin to be nasty, but it's quite irritating!

Replies to tags

Guohan : I din use ur jokes in this post le! and see, it makes my blog so sian! haha.

Cally : stop the fainting lah! and i thot the NC16 and R21 is u say de?

yun : hahaha! i dont know if it's a male dog or it's a bitch, but nvm lah! it is weird enough for someone to talk to a dog, so holding on to which gender is no longer impt!

Jason : no lah, not din see swanny then sad... i give up on him liao!

Peiqing : thanks! (:

Joan : haha.. u from sec 1 say dao now leh..

Shirlyn : what my lameness? i am not lame hor! hahaha, its a natural ability since i am witchy yan.

Florence : oei! what, okay nvm, lets not argue anymore, u wil slowly realise my good points! hahaha! and u can ask me out de mah =xx

Josephine : ya lor, v kelian! haha

sexy : Yes! but now, i am rotting at home, hahaha, so going to school is definitely better lah! but i dont wan exams @.@

kay : u pure?! IMPOSSIBLE! haha.

Evelyn : holiday liao = no go out, so nothing to blog leh )):

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2:12 PM

was suppose to see mr swan today... but unfortunately, my swanny is not around due to the rain!! so angry!!
things are not going smoothly for me these few days!!

today.. the people involved were :

Xiaopang & cally : couple

Yinkay & irish : couple

Guohan and me : lightbulb of the day!

We two v kelian lor, the xiaopang and cally walked infront of us, holding hands tgt, cally shaking her butt as she walks and acting intimately infront of us!!

Followed by guohan and myself

Then irish and yinkay, they two are forever touching each other!! doing those!! OBSEEN actions!

And cally shouted to guohan and me : infront of u all, NC 16, behind R21!

i agree to the fullest lah! we this two pathetic one, can only entertain ourselve by singing~~

nxt time, i wil have swanny with me.. and guohan shall entertain himself by bringing a dog along.. tats what he said.. and i wish him good luck!!!! (i think too much~~~~~)

*imagine*

All of us talked normally to our partners while we can see guohan start barking with his girlfren which is a dog! =xx

today was a bad bad bad day, rain non stop, worst still, cnnt see swanny!!

okay, was msning with guohan and jo juz now..

Guohan : jo, dont u think i look like xiaojie in bangbangtang?

jo : NOOOOO

Me (tryin to be involved in the conversation and kpo ) : i look lik rihanna!! cuz that time after my rebonded hair, i cut those rihanna hairstyle and my colleague shouted rihanna across the office!

*me, feeling excited that i look lik a celebrity!! and was looking forward to them praising me, that i does look like rihanna or some other celebrity!!* but unfortunately.. my good fren, Boo yong dae says...

Guohan : u looked lik ribena..

LAME again!~~ but i dont know why, i always laugh at his lameness~~~

Replies to tags :

guohan : thanks! (: joan so bad, cal u boo bai chi! shirlyn confirm is laugh at the boo one lor, she v bad de! hahaha~ u intro this song de mah.. of coz nice right! LOL

josephine : what is jiap the picture tgt? hahaha! yue lai yue aunty sia u! and hor, one day, i wil have a nomal pic with swanny that i don have to jiap the photos!

Evelyn : i know u wont hai me de, so i dont need to bride u ! hor? hahaha! u muz go and know him leh! then nxt time if i wan to know him, i can know thru u.. easier! =xxx jkjk only.

Samuel : u jealous right! that i like him and not u!! thats why u kip be a wet blanket!! actually, he doesnt even like me at all lah.. hahaha.. i am only joking! and u v bad! cal me what shanmugam!! *SLAP*

Jason : oei, what imagination runs wild! its the fact okay! hahaha! and i updated alr!

Joan : hahahaha! yes, starts with j, not bad ah, u rmbed! LOL !

Florence : u dont insult my sch hor! hahaha! and of coz u shuld miss me lah.. i so good! hoho! Meet out soon okay!

Shirlyn : HAHAHAHA, oei, dont say out here leh, what my side view lik fann wong, v ps de leh! hahaha! later someone throw rotten eggs at me oneday!

Kay : oei~~ what not worth! get to see ur fren's hubby leh! 9$ confirm worth!!

Cally : i where got bad? hahaha! really mah... i also wan to do it.. i admire her courage for making the bride and groom's photo! and hor, u can always feel free to leave a tag and tel me that my song is disturbin ur ears! gong gong!

sexy : change song le! this is nicer right! though i DOUBT u understand! WAHAHA

q : Thanks! yes, liang jing ru ROCKS!

yun : took! (:

Good listeners, like precious gems, are to be treasured.

12:39 AM

actually, being named as Ms swan is nothing to be proud of.. but but but... i dont mind being called that ! and the more people call me, the happier i am !

Imagine, my face on Ms swan's clothing. And holding on to mr Swan ! OMG!

The below is an example....

(i am v scare that, his fren happen to pass by my blog, i wil be damn paiseh can!)

But, i am enjoying! U might see my pic with his in those groom and bride costume soon, i rmb one of my fren doing that! =xxx

Okay, enough of day-dreaming.

now, back to serious stuff.. I really love my life, it has always been a serious one.. with many serious people around..

Recently, i got a fren, who kept imagining himself being the olympic mixed badminton champion, the male player, lee yong dae's brother.. and named himself BOO YONG DAE.. ( for more info, he is guohan).. i wonder what's the world becoming!

And this fren of mine, joan, claim herself being Fann Wong with reference to guohan being Yong dae, and their conversation goes :

Guohan aka yong dae : I am Boo yong dae, lee yong dae is my bro.

Joan aka fann wong : i am Fann wong then

Yong dae : You are FAN, dian feng shan -.-

[ so lame, but i dont know why, i laughed out loudly ]

Had dinner with baos, today's musketeer is ZIYUN! =xxx

We were talking about each of us bringing our the-other-half out for dinner nxt time.. and we were all engrossed in the thoughts, imagining ourselve holding on to our bf, then suddenly, Boo yong dae say : yes, u all wil see me holding on to a dog -.-

I really dont know what is wrong with him!

Someone pls cure him!

Replies to tags

Jason : Ask u join us, u dont wan lah.. hahaha, if not u can see my mr swan.. GOSH. handsome! sure, ask him along nxt time ^^ and hor, pay me if u wan to advertise ur blog! =xx

Josephine : It's nice, we can get to try tgt this sunday! (: and only gh de life is like the SIMS, not mine! i lead the most normal and purest life! hoho!

Boo yong dae: OEI, dont insult my mr swan, what look weird.. piang. u is tired of living right?! I dont look like ms swan! i smack u ah! u dont compare ur yong dae with my mr swan.. they belong to different category!!

Samuel : Oei, dont scare me.. but i dont mind being pulled, as long as i get to see mr swan forever! and u didnt read my post!! i mentioned that i am ms swan already!! ARGH ): i didnt ignore u all lah, its bcoz i wan to reply my tags in my post.. then nothing interesting happened, so didnt blog and hence didnt reply tags.

Kay : its not ex, pay $9 see mr swan! worthwhile !! hohohoh! looking forward to sunday lah!

Cally : dont make me slap u, it is stated in the post !! $9 for 15mins ): didnt read lah.. *sad*

Evelyn : lucky u cnnt see, if not v paiseh.. u dont disturb me hor.. haha! dont anyhow tel him anything hor!! if not i wont appear in bottle tree park anymore! lol!

Sexy : HAHAHA, it's really smelly lor... yes, i watched her vids before... quite entertaining! and it's been a long time since u last update ur blog hor! =xx

Florence : OEI! i got study hor! and u so bad.. miss cally dont miss me )): i also ending exam le! ur sch slack sia... mine is a good sch.. so exams end later! lalala~

Shirlyn : HAHAHA! u always have great imagination!

Yun : Great! thanks for reading! ^^ of coz mr swan not bad lah.. i got great taste! hoho! i wont betray mr bean, juz for the time being, i prefer ms swan, bcoz of mr swan!

Good listeners, like precious gems, are to be treasured.

12:06 AM